Rape, Total Rape!

So I just got the figure on my car, 1,678.87 to have the transmission rebuild again after a year and a half. Yea still need to let the parents know, I mean I need the money tommorow! DRAMA!

SPOT LIGHT! Nat!

Into: So I have decided that I am going to do spot lights, on friends of mine a couple times a week. This week I have focused on Nat Stevens! She is good friend from ISU. I have partied with her many of time and she always manages to crack my shit up. I mean she is an artist, just ask her.

Setting: A bar called Daddios. The place is packed with people. There is a cover band on stage. The lighting is dark and music is very loud. People are dancing all around.

So it is a Sat night and Me, Liz, Ricky, Becca, Niki, and Cassie, go to the bar to watch a cover band. I remember me and Cassie were broke so Liz and Becca were carrying are asses that night. So we are drunk and dancing away. Then Becca gives me one of her long islands, cause she was double fisting. Then Cassie being the drunk bitch she is loses her balance dancing and falls on my arm knocking the drink on the floor. It was a sad moment. So anyway we continue dancing and having a good time then we hear "FRIENDS" from across the floor. There is Nat wearing a nice short short skirt, a tight little top, and these huge heels. Now the dance floor we are on has these slants on the end of the floor, now we just happen to be dancing on one of the ends. So Nat with her excitement comes running over to us. Now all I see as she gets to us is her legs as she slipped on the drink that Cassie spilt! She slid completely past us and into a whole other group of people. I was such beautiful sad poetry. I think she lost one of her heels during the fall, but found it later. Anyway, Nat always knows how to make an entrance. She got up and joined us right away. AAAAHHHH Good times!

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TODAY HAS SUCKED!!

BBBRRR So last night, as I was innocently driving around lookin at all the fine cosinos in the area, when my car decides that it is done. DONE! Being the smart guy I am, I notice that it is still running but no longer excelling. So I pull off to a gas station. I then look and saw that my car had all the fluid it needed and was puzzled. Whatever could it be. So I continue to look at the engine as if I know how to fix it or something. Why do people do that? I mean I can change a tire and my oil, but I can't fix a car. Yet yesterday I pulled out my flash light and gave the engine a good look over. I even crawled under it!! WHY? What in the hell was I expecting to fine? Anyway, the lady working the over night at the store had a friend, who fixed cars. So he came in and looked at my car and said "Transmission!" He also said I needed to have it towed. He however, doesn't fix those though. He said that where every I take it, there is a 50/50 chance I will be ripped off however, had no segestions for me either. He was nice though, he gave me a ride home 25 miles away. I didn't get the ride until I had spent 5 hours there! Anyway so I called around and it will cost me $100 to tow it and they think if it is the transmission it will be $1200 to $2000! The thing is though the people who sold me the car just had a brand new transmission put in on 6/2003 and that cost them $2000! So I am a little bitter that is broke down, but was lucky I make it somewhere safe and got a ride home. However, this is why TODAY HAS SUCKED!!

The Trash Herself, LIZ!(yes she is trashed)

Setting: 302 college park drive

Setting takes place up stairs at of a college town house. The air is filled with smoke and beer and their is a hint of some herbs, and I don't mean any Herbal Fuckin Essence.

It is very late on Sat night. Mike stumbles up the stairs cause he heard some little prick was going to try and take advantage of his beautiful, but very drunk roommate Liz. So he bust in her room to find some fuckin quarter Porter(Ricky) laying in her bed however, she wasn't even in the room. So being the calm rational guy Mike was he ran to the bed and grab that piece of shit by the throat and said, "I SHOULD KILL YOU!" At that moment Liz comes stumbling like a cheap hooker with a broken heel into the room and staggers in the door way trying to just stay standing. Mike then says "HOW CAN YOU TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER, SHE IS TO DRUNK" Liz at this moment, trying to defend herself screams in a declamatory voice " NO I'M NOT" Mike then turns and points to her saying, "YOU SHUT UP" She then falls over, because she can no long keep her balance, and that scream took the last of her energy.

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Hey Trashed in NYC on New Years!

Tony and Sam! Great seeing you guys!!