hey hicks, in the burbs! More pics in "A closer look"

BBRR Wasted with the irish whore!

This is uncomfortable!

McBrrr you diva bitch!! Just for you!

Hey Wasted at ISU!

Went to Cesili William's play! SHE FUCKIN ROCKED!

Ruff Night!!

Ok so I go to bed last night earlier because I have to be at work at 6 am. Now I was nicely tucked away in my velvet soft air mattress having a wonderful dream. I was dreaming that I was in this new sitcom and I was one of the stars in it. It was so real. I was just leaving my trailer to head over to the set for filming when all the sudden there was this horrible noise in my dream and I turned around with such fright as if something bad was going to happen!! And something bad did!!!! I woke up to my fuckin phone ringing, because some rotten Georgia peach decided to give me a drunken call! Now, I love this busied rotten peach a lot, but she done ruined my sweet dreams. As I was about to fall asleep I heard that she left a voice message. Her drunk ass yelled at me for not answering my phone! This peach is better known as Jessica S! And for the record she is NO PEACH! Beautiful, yes Southern Bell? HELL NO!
Anyways, so I go back to sleep. When I wake up in the morning to the alarm, I notice that I am sleeping on the floor. However, I was still on the mattress, but the part I was laying on was deflated, but on other sides of me it was full as it could be. I couldn't believe it, JUDGED by my own bed. I had a mind to put a knife into that bed, but I was running late for work!! What can ya do? I am no spring chicken.

dieing

Booo I think I have the FLU!!!! I hurt! NO megusta!!!! I have regrets!!

Hey ISDT HEY

Well you are now having run throughs! Merde to all of you. I am sure it will be a great concert. It is so weird to think that you are already having a concert, and I really have no idea what kind of pieces are going up. Oh well. I hope your finals go well too. Stay lifted and strong!!

The Fat Boy Inside! ;(

OK,
Back story first, in high school I worked at McDonald's. Then again at my last year at ISU, I worked at McDonald's. Now that I live in CA I WORK AT MCDONALD'S. Also I have a this little issue with weight. I am not fat or anything, just big boned if you will, and many have! So all though college I worked out a lot and was in good shape. Don't get me wrong I wasn't ripped or skinny or anything just good shape. Well now that I m out of college, I and trying to eat better to stay in shape.

So I am currently on the Adkins diet. I have been now it since my first day at work. So now it has been three weeks. I have been losing weight. However, the other day I was at work and as I walked by the fry station. I swear I heard something. So I walked by it again and there was this very long hot salty greasy fry talking to me. It was like "whats up." I tried to ignore it, but it said you know you want me. I tried to explain to the fry that it was over and I could not eat it. However, it insisted. Saying "I am ripe." Then I could feel the sweat dripping off my fore head. So I grabbed that little tramp and through it in the trash and walked away!!! I have no regrets!!!