Setting: 302 college park drive
Setting takes place up stairs at of a college town house. The air is filled with smoke and beer and their is a hint of some herbs, and I don't mean any Herbal Fuckin Essence.
It is very late on Sat night. Mike stumbles up the stairs cause he heard some little prick was going to try and take advantage of his beautiful, but very drunk roommate Liz. So he bust in her room to find some fuckin quarter Porter(Ricky) laying in her bed however, she wasn't even in the room. So being the calm rational guy Mike was he ran to the bed and grab that piece of shit by the throat and said, "I SHOULD KILL YOU!" At that moment Liz comes stumbling like a cheap hooker with a broken heel into the room and staggers in the door way trying to just stay standing. Mike then says "HOW CAN YOU TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER, SHE IS TO DRUNK" Liz at this moment, trying to defend herself screams in a declamatory voice " NO I'M NOT" Mike then turns and points to her saying, "YOU SHUT UP" She then falls over, because she can no long keep her balance, and that scream took the last of her energy.
Scene!
5 Comments:
Unrelated.. What on earth did you mean by asking me if I always wear black slacks? I can't get it out of my head, it keeps me up at night.. the91stParallel
It's 6:45 in the morning and you mind-fucked me. Seriously, what the hell was that?
The Gate Keeper
Hahahah...next post should be our ghetto Romeo and Juliet scene from Liz's window at 302. Good times...miss you!
-Becca McDiva
Gate keeper is it possible to have your mind fucked and still keep the gates closed??
Mcbrrr That was a good time. When I was in sweats all trashy looking hang outside, screaming at you calling you a dirty little bitch! LOL breakin up with you and tearing about the ghetto table in the front! You looked like a white trash bitch and I was you dirty Mexican! LOL good times!
funny shit asshole...some of your best writing yet
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